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Israel to sell KZ-technology to Denmark
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Danish Prime Minister Mette Wuns Frederiksen wants to buy KZ-walls from Israeli boss Benjamin Netanyahu to keep covid-19 down."The wall will encapsulate the Arab-problem", she says.

New intern for Danish Foreign Minister
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The Danish children's foreign minister, Couch Kofoed, is a happy man these days.

"Yes, I have a new intern, so now it's a bit more fun to work 'hard' through the day", he says in an official statement to Bogtime.

"Sara is just a beautiful girl, you know - well done shape with most lovely long, blonde hair. A good firm buttocks, slim thighs and a good pair of attributes, - quite frankly a couple of amazing tits", says Couch Kofoed with a dreamy expression in his face.

"But the best part is, she's so interested in politics! That kind of girl I like the best. It's not just about looks, you have to be able to talk to each other as two grown up adults."

15-year-old Sara goes to school in Copenhagen, but the family originally comes from Esbjerg, where the Minister of Foreign Affairs previously has had great experiences with sweet interns.

Danish PM Mette Frederiksen buys mink fur
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The Danish mink breeders rejoice. Mette Wuns Frederiksen has invested a 5-digit amount of kroners and has bought this luxury fur from the devastated mink industry.

"My propaganda boys told me to buy this fur, after the brave mink breeders by an unfortunate accident slaughtered all their animals," Mette Wuns speaks out to Bogtime.

"But to be completely honest. This is not about politics. Try to feel how soft this is? It has always been my great desire to get a mink coat, - it feels so delicious against the skin. In fact, I have dreamed of getting a coat ever since I was a match girl in Aalborg."

Danish Prime Minister Mette Wuns does not want to disclose what she has paid for the mink coat. But sources estimate that this is a 5-digit amount. A big day for Danish mink breeding.





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